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TEN CHEESIEST MOMENTS IN "REVENGE OF THE SITH"

10. Vader yelling "NO!" after learning of Padme's death

9. Obi Wan Kenobi's Superman stance at the stop of the ship before he fights Anakin

8. Padme's conviently speedy naming of the children before she loses full "will to live"

7. Anakin and Obi Wan's dialogue before they fight

6. Obi Wan watching the hologram of Anakin killing the younglings and then conviently cutting to a conversation with the Emperor addressing him as his new apprentice.

5. Obi Wan's conversation with Padme revealing that Anakin had turned to the dark side.

4. Obi Wan remarking "We're smarter than this" and the following lines when they are trapped

3. The reference to Qui Gonn in a lame attempt to explain how Obi Wan knows how to disappear when he is later killed

2. The Emperor giving "Order 66"

1. Anakin and Padme conversation as she combs her hair, discussing how they would raise their children

MOVIE REVIEWS:

Napoleon Dynamite

Tim: 3.5   Jon: 3.5

Alien Vs. Predator

Tim: 1

The Village

Tim: 1   Jon: 3

Anchorman

Tim: 3

Spider-Man 2

Tim: 2.5   Jon: 3

The Terminal

Tim: 3.5   Jon: 3.5

Dodgeball

Tim: 2.5

Shrek 2:

Tim: 3.5   Jon: 3

Troy:

2.5

Van Helsing:

Tim: 1   Jon: 1

Starsky and Hutch:

Tim: 2

The Passion of the Christ:

Tim: 4.5   Jon: 4

The Return of the King:

Tim: 3 Jon: 4

Cold Mountain

Tim: 3.5

Mystic River

Tim: 4

Stuck on You:

Tim: 3   Jon:2.5

The Last Samurai::

Tim: 3.5   Jon: 4

Master and Commander:

Tim: 3.5   Jon: 3.5

Elf:

Tim: 2

Radio

Tim: 2.5   Jon: 3

Out of Time

Tim: 2.25 

School of Rock

Tim: 2.5   Jon: 3

DUPLEX
Tim: 2   Jon: 2  

MATCHSTICK MEN
Tim: 3.5   Jon: 3.5  

WHALE RIDER
Tim: 4  

Pirates of the Carribean:

Tim: 1.5   Jon: 2.5

Recommendations:

 Lawrence of Arabia, Dr. Strangelove, E.T., Bonnie and Clyde, Psycho, Rear Window, Memento, The English Patient, Alien, Silence of the Lambs, Kramer vs. Kramer, Rocky, Guilty by Suspicion, Batman, Batman Returns, Philadelphia, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Fight Club, The Game, Jaws, Rebel Without A Cause, Titanic, Insomnia, Moulin Rouge, Dance With Wolves, Forrest Gump, Vertigo, The Terminator,  Frailty, Following, Aliens, Shattered Glass, Pieces of April.

Top Ten

1. Citizen Kane

2. The Godfather

3. Raging Bull

4. It's A Wonderful Life

5. Schindler's List

6. Star Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope

7. Psycho

8. Double Indemnity

9. Sunset Boulevard

10. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre